Renegade's all nighter

One day, while Halifax slept, and i do mean slept, Renegade managed to find passage to the planet where the Incorporateds were living at in an attempt to make some old  grudges go.. and he didn't have much trouble finding the house, so he just wandered nearby. Disguised as a nondescript cat, he had little troubles getting to the house where they lived. 

He then knocked on the door, and muttered.. "ANYONE HOME"? and someone indeed said "who are you?". It was Speedster who looked like he hadn't slept.. "Listen, whoever you are, we're not interested in being shot at by total strangers, like, we indeed, don't get enough rest as it is."

"I come to tell you I have decided to harass you", renegade said, though Speedster could not find out where the voice came from.. "And I shall make your lives living hell. You will get little sleep while I am here."

"Ohhh, man,", gazlennia said from upstairs, "I hope that's not someone I know is a bother to me, Because I am so not in the mood!"

Speedster yelled up, "I don't know who it is, either, but apparently someone wants to come and bug us!"

"Well, tell him to go bug someone else," Gazlennia said, as Speedster looked outside at the night air. "Because I DO need sleep once in a while."

"Well, unless you got a reason, you'd better get off before Halifax comes down.. as we don't like strangers coming by just to bother us!"

"Really?", Renegade said. "But you need to be bothered indeed. For who knows what might happen to you if I leave."

"Ohh.. I know, " said Speedster, "I might get some sleep, too!!"

Casey said from upstairs.. "Who's there?"

Speedster replied, "I don't know who's there, this cat won't tell me who's there or anything at all!! It's just like standing there.. and uh.. I see speakers coming out of nowhere.. and.. "

And suddenly, a wave of sound blasted Speedster against the wall as Renegade tried to get inside, but Wilson came down the stairs... and managed to pick up Renegade and tossed him out.. saying.. "Whoever you are, stranger, please do not come back here again, as we have enough visitors of our own!"

Renegade was tossed quite a few feet away as Wilson and Speedster went back inside the house. Renegade sat there for a while and wondered what was the next thing he should do, so he wandered around the house and decided to try another approach in making the incorporateds crazy!

Later on that night, Gazlennia woke up to go have herself a midnight snack, when she heard caterwauling upstairs.. and looking outside she saw a 10-foot tall cat sitting in the surf, just staring back, going "MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW", over and over.. So Gazlennia got mad and told the cat to quit it or she'd call the police to have it escorted to the pound. Since the cat refused to leave, Gazlennia went to Carolina and told her.. There's a cat outside bothering me, could you please do something about it!"

"How should I know, ", Carolina said.. "There's cats in here sleeping and they don't bother me.. Ok, I'll go outside."

So Carolina went outside to go look at the cat, and said.. "Hey, cut it out, there's people trying to sleep in here, don't you know?"

THe cat tried to pounce on Carolina but Carolina managed to blast it away at the last second, right back into the surf.. and she said.. "HEY cat, don't you come back no more!", as it meow meow meowed right over the horizon. "Man,", Carolina said, "Cats these days". And as Renegade, who was the cat, fell into the water, the sharks came swimming by..

Later on, while Wilson, who hadn't been getting much sleep these nights, was walking by the shore, a 20-foot tall cat got in his way.. going "Meow meow meow meow.. ", just as Wokon Chone was being brought back to his house, recloned.. but Wilson, not really interested in being a bigger cat's meal, shot at the cat and went postal on the cat, kicking it in the head several times before wrestling it to the ground.. and saying ... "I'm sorry, but we're not interested in 20-foot tall cats at this time, please hang up and dial again." Wilson then left the giant cat dazed as he ran back to the house to have animal control be warned about 20-foot tall cats wandering the premises.. but then, in a flash of light, the cat vanished.. and Wilson, wondering what the heck was that all about, just went back home.

In the early hours of the morning, the incorporateds woke up very groggy and drowsy, and Long-neck, who felt refreshed, tried to rub it in as they had breakfast outside.. a beautiful day, indeed, though Long-neck did wonder indeed..

"Was there problems outside", he said to the rest of the incorporateds.

"Not much, save cat problems", Wilson said.

"Can't have been very big ones compared to some of the dreams I had last night.. I dreampt one time of a future where the sun was a cat, a giant cat, flying around the world.. rather than the other way around.. but those are, hopefully, just dreams I had. "

And Long-neck looked into the sun, and thought for a moment the sun was a cat.. but said.. "Nah.. you really have been dreaming."

"Well, wouldn't it be funny, though, for last night I did face a giant cat 20 feet tall", Wilson said. "But I guess It ran off to who knows where."

And so, the incorporateds had their breakfast, as Long-neck still stared at the sun..

that orbited their own  distant world. 

"Cat problems, huh? Good thing I live with them."

TO be continued..